Disclaimer Note
For sum wierdo reason wen i try to update on IF
Messa keeps getting da message *Invalid Words Edit and Repost*
so i am posting it here. Maybe wen its possible i will update der too.
x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x PriDa SS: Entwined part 12 Arre Deva
x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x
x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x x ----- x So many decades had made Ilaa jee one smart cookie !!
Diversion !! All dat was needed now was a diversion and dat too ASAP !!
"Arre beta, Dharini, can u help me wid da On-location shoot dats gonna take place ?? Mausijee, aap achchi si chai le aayiye. Adrak daal ke. Tarit beta me zara busy hu, tum jao apna kaam shuru kario, Sameer phone karegaa to sach bolne me aasani hogi ki tum kaam kar rahe ho. Hmmm baad me baat karte hai." Ila jee sat on da sofa conveniently facing da entrance, one eye on da approaching couple.
Everyfink was going as planned...
Mausijee was just few steps away from exiting da scene.
Dharini had left to freshen up n change into work clothes.
Tarit had climbed up da last stair n skidded to his bedroom door.
Ilajee let out a sigh of relief. Chaos Averted !!
See sum finks in da world are so simple or NOT...
A prominent shriek broke da peaceful silence !!
Making Ilajee stand up. Oh her poor bones !! Lord Have Mercy !!
"Wots dis ??" Goldie, who was cozily relaxing in Sharan's capable arms, enjoying da free ride to her destination, suddenly found a muhurat to yell.
Sharan knew DIS was a dire situation.
He looked at Goldie who was causing him more distress den he cud endure.
Sweeter den Heaven ... Hotter den Hell !!
Wen he had heard her groan bak at da entrance... he had been in no position to turn around. Now in close range wid such words purring outta her mouth in broad daylight... Sharan was DIS close to forget he hated her guts. Da property had many jungle routes de cud get lost in...
Bad bad Goldie... she mentaly scolded herself. for speaking widout thinkering how it sounded. But... well da white paper was almost gonna fall outta da pocket n DAT is all she had meant !!
Jus wen he thought da misery was over he felt Goldie wriggled in his arms.
Mamma Mia n all finks Midnite Masala, Sharan stopped mid-way.
Standing legs apart, bundle in hand, he closed his eyes, thinking...
"If dis was heaven, He didna want to wait for da Angels n der Toontoonaism loaded heavenly bakground music". His personal favourite was in HIS arms !!
Goldie pulled da white roll of paper from his pocket n waved it around.
Jeez was Sharan glad or wot. He watched da white roll thru his expensive D&G designer specs. Never in his life was he more happy abt a piece of white paper den NOW. He had no clue how he wud have explained his situation... IF she wud have known his earlier condition...
Den his gaze shifted slightly. To da 2pm slot position on a virtual clock...
No no nooo !! He had jumped from da pan into da fire !!
How wud he explain DIS situation to da shocked onlookers at da top of da stairs
He glanced bak at da angel in his arms wid trepidation.
Da angel was watchering too... wid facial expressions dat wer RamdevBabaLinged !!
RamdevBabaLinged : An expression dat explains Ramdev Baba wen Shilpa Shetty had bent n touched his feet !! Mann me ladoo phooting but canna express for fear of media exposure.
- Pannalogy101.
Goldie watched a serene Marlin type regal lookering lady nod her head left to right jus like how Marlin did, warning Nemo not to go out to sea in Finding Nemo.
While Another aged saree clad senior citizen, who resembled Dory to da core, was walking in slow motion towards dem at da top of da stairs. Her mouth, eyes opening n closing in sync in wot looked like shock. Goldie was sure Dory was attempting to say sumfink, but sumfink was not allowing dis phenomenon to occur. She wondered wot cud it possibly be.
Turning her thots a good 180 degree, Goldie looked at da awesome farmhouse spread before her. So, DIS was ~~~ PriDa ~~~ ?? da most beautiful farmhouse, her boss, Host Chaitanya, Chets as he was fondly known on set, had found to shoot da episode to depict Rural India, Wow.
"Whoa... Mausijee saw... Mom will kill me. After she kills mah angel. Dead dead dead... I m dead" sharan mouthed silently under his breath. He lowered Goldie to da ground slowly. Goldie, straightened herself and started walking towards da stairs wid a bounce n enthusiasm of a toddler sighting der first tricycle !!
"Hayeeeeeeeee, i m Goldie And i m Chaitanya's asst And do u know Chaitanya, Da host ?? Sorry i was running late And dis---" Goldie turned to look bak at sharan, who was staring at dem wid a very bery wierd expression.
Goldie didna hear Ishvar's truck stop in da bakground and da thud wid which his boots touched da *Ground* and hence never understood wot she said next,"----Dis... And dis here is mah boyfriend And he came to drop me so i wont run too late for da shoot. How cool of him... No ??"
"Boyfriend ?? Oh great, jus wot we needed now" Da regal lady spoke first.
"Who ??" Sharan barked as his specs almost fell off his nose
"Chote has a girlfriend and we dunno abt it?? Wait till Mrs R hears abt dis. HoHoHo dis is rich." Ishvar hooted loudly joining in.
"Hello ?? and Chote who ??" Goldie interrupted looking at Ishvar
Dory however looked... Well... ILL.
Was she getting fits ?? for she was swaying on her heels n everone cud swear de heard "Kanta-Ben-Tune" playering sumwer in da bakground.
20 min later. Mausijee was laying on her bed, pretending da last 24 hrs didna happen.
Ila jee was introducing Ishvar to Chaitanya.
Sharan was sipping apple juice from a glass in da farmhouse kitchen Having failed miserably at explaining to Nani dat it was all a joke, he hadna uttered a single word.
and Goldie was trying to take it all in. So, da one person who she had da misfortune to crash into at da airport. Who cudna help but rile her at any available opportunity,was da one person whose house she was gonna have to live in. Unfortunately der was no room left for her to live in NOW. Da guesthouse was overcrowded wid da shooting crew. Being da last one to reach, She had to make do wid a swing placed in an enclosed Corridor to sleep now. Rowdy Pokiri n all finks his badluck !! Goldie called Rini to inform her wer she was, but da call rang for 7 bells n went to voicemail. Before she cud leave a message her battery went out. Great HIS badluck was following HER everywhere.
Tarit came in da kitchen to drink water only to see a slumped up Sharan sipping juice sitting on a barstood at da kitchen island. "Well well well, wot wer u finking carrying sumone like dat openly to da house" Tarit hit a Tapli on his head from behind. (((For those who dunno wots a tapli...lemme guide yaa to a Thesaurus named Mru-Bee !! She can explain better wots a Tapli --- Grrr)))
"Bhai yaad na dilao. Dat sumone jus announced openly, i m her boyfriend."
"Wot... She is ur gal??HaHa naayice N wen wer u gonna announce?? Kaunse muhurat ka intezaar ho raha tha Chote??"
"Chote naa bolo. Aur kya bhai. Wot girlfriend. A week bak i hadna ever seen her. i m screwed. U r lucky bhai. Mom is gonna squish me"
"Lucky ?? Well guess wot. Dis morning before u made ur grand entry... Mausijee caught Dharini , MAH secratary, in MAH bed under MAH comforter." Tarit sat on da chair as Sharan exclaimed, "Ouch for being caught... But Congrats for...??" which got him his second Tapli on da bak of his head. The kitchen looked dark dingy n gloomy to da Saxena Dudes, jus like der sad futures. Both da Saxena chiraags groaned at der miseries in sync, "UGH UGH UGH" as Sharan nudged Tarit slightly hinting at sumone standing at da door.
"Well dun jus stand der, come on in. We are not in Bon Temps n u r no Sookie. Biting is limited to nites under da influence of Nyquill" Tarit winked at Dharini. Sly-Lee exposing a part of his hand to her,wer her nail had dug into his arm, da earlier nite.
"Wer do u want me now ??" Dharini retorted outta habit of hitting bak at her arrogant boss, not understanding WEN da mark appeared on his arm and jus HOW was she responsble !!
Offcourse on cue Sharan spilled da juice n excused himself from da room. Maybe he shud check up on wot MotorMouth was upto now.
Tarit reached out as Dharini came closer surprising her by asking, "Are u oka?? ". He reached up to pull her wayward flick of hair away from her face n tucked it behind her left ear leaving her speechless.
Ilaajee came in as Sharan walked out, n saw da tender exchange.
Clearing her throat,"Ahem" she also saw Tarit jerk his hand away hastily.
"Arre beta yaha ho, suno, as u know, der is going to be a shooting crew on da property dis week, we have a problemo. Da shoot needs a barn location n our barn looks sorta old n faded out. So i offered to have it painted. Unfortunately Mausijee Informed me we are under staffed currently, so i will assume u will help ??"
"Jee jee nani. No problemo" Tarit readily replied. Glad his lovey dovey Naani didna seem angry abt his earlier situation. He was so ready to forget it himself, once he finds out how Dharini was gonna deal wid it. Tarit glanced guiltily at his beautiful Secratary.
"Oh haa n it has to be done tonite. I will have finks ready, after dinner, u both can work at painting da barn. De need it by 11 tomorrow. Though i hope u remember dat Sharan is allergic to paint fumes. So u two have to manage all alone. ThanxxX beta, Dharini, now i will see yall later. Speaking of Sharan... I have a bedroom to arrange for an angel now... So much to do... So lil time..." ~~~ Golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai ~~~ ilajee's cell rang as she left da room, Leaving Tarit n Dharini, both uttering, "Tonight... Alone... All nite ??" Gulp.
Da day went by quickly.Goldie found herself busy helping choose various locations for da 5 day Tuesday- Saturday shoot schedule. Ila jee had arranged a room for her in da main house now, citing no way a sweet angel like her shud have to stay in a Corridor on a swing after a tired day.
"Yaa place da camera here. Dis bak view is da best" Chets was addressing da crew.
"We have a Temple on da edge of our property, you might like to see it" Ishvar suggested.
"Temple ?? Are der any legends ?? beliefs ?? stories floating around ?? dat wud add a rustic touch to our production" Chets face lighted up.
Goldie joined in at dat very moment, "I hope der are no ghost floating around."
Chaitanya walked around her n placed his hands on her shoulder from behind n squeezed dem,"Dun worry poppins, we will protect yaa" da gesture was totally friendly n protective.
Jus NOT to Sharan's eyes, who choose da very moment to walk in on da scene.
Ishvar watched it from da corner of his eye uttering,"yuP, Big Strong Chaitanya will watch ur bak n save yaa wen in distress"
Needless to say,Sharan walked off in fumes. Not noticing da sly grin Ishvar sported in da bakground.
Ila ofcourse watched it from da Kitchen window and mentally did sum murmurring
Game 01 -- Proper placing of da players -- Status -- Check.
Game 02 -- Setting up da situations -- Status --On Going.
PS: Ishvar is working out well.
11:00pm, in da barn
Tarit and Dharini wer setting up da Color bins of der choice. Orange ?? Red?? White?? So many choices... so little time... and den da *DISTRACTION* dat stood in da room... and da time was middle of da nite... wot was a *Human* to do...
03: 00am, On da 2nd floor of da house
Goldie picked up her 4 inch heel and hit against da wall ~~~ Thak Thak Thak ~~~
Goldie: "Psst, are u like sleepering ??"
Sharan was sleeping on da bed staring straight up at da ceiling, trying to have a decent conversation wid god, wanting to know, why was he being targeted dis week !!
Why naani had to offer BlabberMouth here da room closest to his !! Widout moving his head he looked at da wall dat was da reason of his frustration.
Sharan: "Not Now !! All thanxxX to you !! Wot do u need ??"
Goldie grinned happy dat HE was awake, "Ohhh i canna sleep da firt nite i m on location. New bed New colors New surroundings... Sigh... Can we talk for sum time ?? Like pliz ??"
Sharan: "U do realise its... 3am rite ??
Goldie: "I can talk u jus listen"
Sharan let out another groan, "Thru da wall ??"
Goldie: "Oka how abt for a yes u do..." She hit da wall once wid her heel ~~~ Thak~~~
"for a nay u do..." da heel hit da wall twice ~~~Thak Thak~~~"Whoa... Mausijee saw... Mom will kill me. After she kills mah angel. Dead dead dead... I m dead" sharan mouthed silently under his breath. He lowered Goldie to da ground slowly. Goldie, straightened herself and started walking towards da stairs wid a bounce n enthusiasm of a toddler sighting der first tricycle !!
"Hayeeeeeeeee, i m Goldie And i m Chaitanya's asst And do u know Chaitanya, Da host ?? Sorry i was running late And dis---" Goldie turned to look bak at sharan, who was staring at dem wid a very bery wierd expression.
Goldie didna hear Ishvar's truck stop in da bakground and da thud wid which his boots touched da *Ground* and hence never understood wot she said next,"----Dis... And dis here is mah boyfriend And he came to drop me so i wont run too late for da shoot. How cool of him... No ??"
"Boyfriend ?? Oh great, jus wot we needed now" Da regal lady spoke first.
"Who ??" Sharan barked as his specs almost fell off his nose
"Chote has a girlfriend and we dunno abt it?? Wait till Mrs R hears abt dis. HoHoHo dis is rich." Ishvar hooted loudly joining in.
"Hello ?? and Chote who ??" Goldie interrupted looking at Ishvar
Dory however looked... Well... ILL.
Was she getting fits ?? for she was swaying on her heels n everone cud swear de heard "Kanta-Ben-Tune" playering sumwer in da bakground.
20 min later. Mausijee was laying on her bed, pretending da last 24 hrs didna happen.
Ila jee was introducing Ishvar to Chaitanya.
Sharan was sipping apple juice from a glass in da farmhouse kitchen Having failed miserably at explaining to Nani dat it was all a joke, he hadna uttered a single word.
and Goldie was trying to take it all in. So, da one person who she had da misfortune to crash into at da airport. Who cudna help but rile her at any available opportunity,was da one person whose house she was gonna have to live in. Unfortunately der was no room left for her to live in NOW. Da guesthouse was overcrowded wid da shooting crew. Being da last one to reach, She had to make do wid a swing placed in an enclosed Corridor to sleep now. Rowdy Pokiri n all finks his badluck !! Goldie called Rini to inform her wer she was, but da call rang for 7 bells n went to voicemail. Before she cud leave a message her battery went out. Great HIS badluck was following HER everywhere.
Tarit came in da kitchen to drink water only to see a slumped up Sharan sipping juice sitting on a barstood at da kitchen island. "Well well well, wot wer u finking carrying sumone like dat openly to da house" Tarit hit a Tapli on his head from behind. (((For those who dunno wots a tapli...lemme guide yaa to a Thesaurus named Mru-Bee !! She can explain better wots a Tapli --- Grrr)))
"Bhai yaad na dilao. Dat sumone jus announced openly, i m her boyfriend."
"Wot... She is ur gal??HaHa naayice N wen wer u gonna announce?? Kaunse muhurat ka intezaar ho raha tha Chote??"
"Chote naa bolo. Aur kya bhai. Wot girlfriend. A week bak i hadna ever seen her. i m screwed. U r lucky bhai. Mom is gonna squish me"
"Lucky ?? Well guess wot. Dis morning before u made ur grand entry... Mausijee caught Dharini , MAH secratary, in MAH bed under MAH comforter." Tarit sat on da chair as Sharan exclaimed, "Ouch for being caught... But Congrats for...??" which got him his second Tapli on da bak of his head. The kitchen looked dark dingy n gloomy to da Saxena Dudes, jus like der sad futures. Both da Saxena chiraags groaned at der miseries in sync, "UGH UGH UGH" as Sharan nudged Tarit slightly hinting at sumone standing at da door.
"Well dun jus stand der, come on in. We are not in Bon Temps n u r no Sookie. Biting is limited to nites under da influence of Nyquill" Tarit winked at Dharini. Sly-Lee exposing a part of his hand to her,wer her nail had dug into his arm, da earlier nite.
"Wer do u want me now ??" Dharini retorted outta habit of hitting bak at her arrogant boss, not understanding WEN da mark appeared on his arm and jus HOW was she responsble !!
Offcourse on cue Sharan spilled da juice n excused himself from da room. Maybe he shud check up on wot MotorMouth was upto now.
Tarit reached out as Dharini came closer surprising her by asking, "Are u oka?? ". He reached up to pull her wayward flick of hair away from her face n tucked it behind her left ear leaving her speechless.
Ilaajee came in as Sharan walked out, n saw da tender exchange.
Clearing her throat,"Ahem" she also saw Tarit jerk his hand away hastily.
"Arre beta yaha ho, suno, as u know, der is going to be a shooting crew on da property dis week, we have a problemo. Da shoot needs a barn location n our barn looks sorta old n faded out. So i offered to have it painted. Unfortunately Mausijee Informed me we are under staffed currently, so i will assume u will help ??"
"Jee jee nani. No problemo" Tarit readily replied. Glad his lovey dovey Naani didna seem angry abt his earlier situation. He was so ready to forget it himself, once he finds out how Dharini was gonna deal wid it. Tarit glanced guiltily at his beautiful Secratary.
"Oh haa n it has to be done tonite. I will have finks ready, after dinner, u both can work at painting da barn. De need it by 11 tomorrow. Though i hope u remember dat Sharan is allergic to paint fumes. So u two have to manage all alone. ThanxxX beta, Dharini, now i will see yall later. Speaking of Sharan... I have a bedroom to arrange for an angel now... So much to do... So lil time..." ~~~ Golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai ~~~ ilajee's cell rang as she left da room, Leaving Tarit n Dharini, both uttering, "Tonight... Alone... All nite ??" Gulp.
Da day went by quickly.Goldie found herself busy helping choose various locations for da 5 day Tuesday- Saturday shoot schedule. Ila jee had arranged a room for her in da main house now, citing no way a sweet angel like her shud have to stay in a Corridor on a swing after a tired day.
"Yaa place da camera here. Dis bak view is da best" Chets was addressing da crew.
"We have a Temple on da edge of our property, you might like to see it" Ishvar suggested.
"Temple ?? Are der any legends ?? beliefs ?? stories floating around ?? dat wud add a rustic touch to our production" Chets face lighted up.
Goldie joined in at dat very moment, "I hope der are no ghost floating around."
Chaitanya walked around her n placed his hands on her shoulder from behind n squeezed dem,"Dun worry poppins, we will protect yaa" da gesture was totally friendly n protective.
Jus NOT to Sharan's eyes, who choose da very moment to walk in on da scene.
Ishvar watched it from da corner of his eye uttering,"yuP, Big Strong Chaitanya will watch ur bak n save yaa wen in distress"
Needless to say,Sharan walked off in fumes. Not noticing da sly grin Ishvar sported in da bakground.
Ila ofcourse watched it from da Kitchen window and mentally did sum murmurring
Game 01 -- Proper placing of da players -- Status -- Check.
Game 02 -- Setting up da situations -- Status --On Going.
PS: Ishvar is working out well.
11:00pm, in da barn
Tarit and Dharini wer setting up da Color bins of der choice. Orange ?? Red?? White?? So many choices... so little time... and den da *DISTRACTION* dat stood in da room... and da time was middle of da nite... wot was a *Human* to do...
03: 00am, On da 2nd floor of da house
Goldie picked up her 4 inch heel and hit against da wall ~~~ Thak Thak Thak ~~~
Goldie: "Psst, are u like sleepering ??"
Sharan was sleeping on da bed staring straight up at da ceiling, trying to have a decent conversation wid god, wanting to know, why was he being targeted dis week !!
Why naani had to offer BlabberMouth here da room closest to his !! Widout moving his head he looked at da wall dat was da reason of his frustration.
Sharan: "Not Now !! All thanxxX to you !! Wot do u need ??"
Goldie grinned happy dat HE was awake, "Ohhh i canna sleep da firt nite i m on location. New bed New colors New surroundings... Sigh... Can we talk for sum time ?? Like pliz ??"
Sharan: "U do realise its... 3am rite ??
Goldie: "I can talk u jus listen"
Sharan let out another groan, "Thru da wall ??"
Goldie: "Oka how abt for a yes u do..." She hit da wall once wid her heel ~~~ Thak~~~
~~~ Silence ~~~
Goldie: "Hello ?? Oh Shucks. Hey Chashmish... U der ??
Goldie picked up da empty water glass n held it against da wall... den she attached her ear to da glass. yuP so much for modern SPY technology. Da old water glass gizmo ALWAZ worked. Der was silence on da other side. "oi Behre-Singh... "EeeOooAaa koi hai ??" Goldie let out a frantic Tarzan call.
~~~ Thak Thak Thak ~~~ da knock was heard 3 times.
Goldie: "Oka Shuckie u did it 3 times !! Wots da code for 3 Thaks ??
Sharan: "Dammit Ignoramus I m at da door !! OPEN IT !!"
Goldie turned and walked towards da door da glass still attached to her ear, "Door ?? Why are u at da door ?? I wanted to talk... NOT fry mah brainwaa seing ur face !!" Goldie opened da door wid a frown, "Look here Mr---Ohhh"
Sharan had lifted her across his left shoulder in a GunnyBagOverDaShoulderAction !!
Goldie: "Aing, sarre aam Kidnap ?? sumone Dial 100. Aaj Basanti ki barbadi hai. Hello ..." Seing it was having no effect wotsoever, She tapped Sharan's shoulder wid da glass edge
Sharan: "Wot ??"
Goldie: "Why are you kidnapping me ?? I AM in ur house for gods sake"
Sharan: "Will u put a foot in ur mouth for a minute. I m taking u to mah room"
Goldie relaxed "Oka, i feel better already" den jumped wid alarm, "Wot?? ur room?? Technically speakering, putting foot in mah mouth is not possible from dis angle AND Wot sorta girl u fink i am... I m NOT sleeping wid you tonite. I jus wanted to share da nite wid yaa! So i can enjoy da bed da first nite----- OKA...DAT--- didna come out rite !!" Hanging over his shoulder her eyes a few inches above a very provocative slope... Had she been Bold...ER she cud have slipped her hands in his backpockets... why was he still wearing his jeans ?? did he not goto sleep at 11 after dinner?? Goldie mind was playing Guess-Wot !!
Sharan: "Staring is bad princess !!"
Embarrased Goldie retorted guiltily, "Am so not"
Sharan chuckled: "I know der is a mirror in da bk. U went silent... Must have seen ur reflection in it eh??
Glad dat he dudna know da reason for her distraction Goldie grinned wid relief. But dat lasted only a few seconds coz he inhumanely dropped her on his king size bed wid a thud. Da action got silhouted in da window overlooking da lawns...
Sumwer nearby, a barn away, Sumone guffawed wid da thot, "Chota ab bada ho gaya"
Sumone holding a can of *Orange* color went Tasak Tasak Tasak, dono bhai cheappad ke namoone hai !! as da can accidently got sprayed on white tank T-shirt starting a whole diff *Game* of *Clean Me Up Now*...
Sumwer Around da corner Marlin ticked marked GAME PLAN 02 - CHECK.
Now wid Dory's help, Nemo can be found... Sydney wasna far away.. perharps da onsite Temple will do... Ila grinned at her smart self.
Sumwer below, Sumone was snoring to glory ... ZZZzzzzzz dreamering about 2 decent Dudes she was responsible for on da farm. How she dreaded, Mrs Sunshine R. and Mrs Waterworks A. wen de started da OTT emotional Atyachaar on her.
In da morning, Dis Dory was gonna WISH she HAD short term memory loss !!
Writers Note:
ILA is da maharathi who wid da help of Mausijee Ishvar Chaitanya ANYONE available... will plan n plot to gain A Saxena wedding... or Two...
While Sharan and Goldie are busy playering a game of cat n mouse upstairs
you wid wanna know wots happening at da barn
How Orange becomes a peaceful color on dis canvass
How da Temple bells will ring a few times
Is der a *Dance* of da envy to look forward to
Will Ishvar helps Chaitanya film da documentary of dis decade
Will *A* and *R* team up together to recreate History
And how will ILA bring about dis emulsion
yuP da future updates are Jam packed for sure.
skorpion.
